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miss universe"s last question
环球小姐最后一题
question: miss america, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问：美国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
miss america: well, i can say that male organs in america are like gentlemen.
美国小姐：美国的男性器官象绅士。
question: how can you say so?
问：为什么呢？
miss america: because it stands every time it sees a woman.
美国小姐：因为只要一看到女士，他们就会起立。
(applause! applause!)
(、)

question: miss spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问：西班牙小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
miss spain: male organs in our country are like our very own bullfight or toro(bull)
西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官象斗牛。
question: how can you say so?
问：为什么呢？
miss spain: because it charges every time it sees an opening.
西班牙小姐：因为只要看到有洞就会出击。
(applause! applause!)
(、)

question: miss philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问：菲律宾小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
miss philippines: well, i can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.
菲律宾小姐：菲律宾的男性器官象流言。
question: how can you say so?
问：为什么呢？
miss philippines: because it passes from mouth to mouth.
菲律宾小姐：因为它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里。
(applause! applause! applause! applause!)
(、、、)

question: miss iran, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问：伊朗小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
miss iran: well, i can say that male organs in iran are like thieves.
伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官象贼。
question: how can you say so?
问：为什么呢？
miss iran: because they like to enter through the back door.
伊朗小姐：因为他们总爱走后门。
(applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! applause!)
(、，大笑、大笑，、)

question: miss india, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问：印度小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
miss india: well, i can say the male organs in india are like labourers.
印度小姐：印度的男性器官象劳力。
question: how can you say so?
问：为什么呢？
miss india: because it works day and night......
印度小姐：因为日夜劳“做”……
(applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause!)
(、、、、、)

question: miss malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问：马来西亚小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
miss malaysia: well, i can say that male organs in malaysia are like proton car.
马来西亚小姐：马来西亚的男性器官象proton 牌轿车(马来西亚国产车)。
question: how can you say so?
问：为什么呢？
miss malaysia: because it looks tough but actually very soft.
马来西亚小姐：因为它看起来很硬(造型类似honda)其实很软(一撞就变形)。
(applause! applause! laughter! laughter! applause! applause!)
(、，大笑、大笑，、)

question: miss singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问：新加坡小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
miss singapore: well, i can say that male organ in singapore is very kiasu (afraid to lose).
新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕输。
question: how can you say so?
问：为什么呢？
miss singapore: it always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over.
新加坡小姐：它总是冲进场，提前15分钟出场。
(applause! applause! applause! applause! applause! applause!)
(、、、、、)

question: miss china, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
问：中国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
miss china: well, i can say that male organs in china are like a space plane.
中国小姐：中国的男性器官象航天飞机。
question: how can you say so?
问：为什么呢？
miss china: because it brings you to paradise within a few minutes......
中国小姐：因为它几分钟内就可以把你送上云端……
(applause! applause! standing ovation! applause! applause!)
(、，起立喝采，、)

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